How to tell who has the highest INT score

  • Fog: Wow Ocheckka, turns out you're smarter than both of us, even unconscious.

Ugly is the new sexy

  • Indra: But I'm pretty ugly.
  • Ocheckka: Well ... chin up!
  • Fog: Ugly's just another kind of beautiful.

Light at the end of the Plot Hole

  • Ocheckka: Death is like a cave-in!
  • Fog: Lot of that goin' around.

Plot Hole

  • Indra: But the well caved in.
  • Levi: Lot of that goin' around.

Not the best way to teach boxing

  • Levi: Oww! ...what...?
  • Fog: It's a right hook.
  • Levi: ...what...?
  • Fog: Think medically!
  • Levi: ...medi-wha? *Levi faints*
  • Fog: Okay I'm gonna give you another minute.

Beans, beans, good for your heart

  • Fog: You are lookin' kinda sluggish ... plus, beans are great.
  • Levi: We need to boost your metabolism with nummy beans!

Not a very high standard

  • Cage: Besides, not all fey are as beautiful as me!
  • Levi: That's a low bar.

It also eats brains

  • Levi: I dare say the town can digest glass, but ...

Not just any fairy

  • Cage: "That's MISTER Fairy to you, man."

Start at the frontal lobe please

  • Ocheckka: Well then she'd eat your brains!
  • Levi: No big loss.
  • Indra: You do have a very big brain.

Do you suppose he knows Edward?

  • Fog: That's the toughest neck I've ever bitten!
  • Levi: Have you bitten many?
  • Fog: ... Couple.

Circumstance not Circumcise

  • Ocheckka: He's never looked like that afore.
  • Levi: He's never been in a ghost town before ... considering the circumstances.
  • Fog: Pretty sure he's still got his foreskin.

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Dying Statement

  • Levi: You can't say it that way. You don't want people confused in their last moments of life.
  • Fog: Maybe I do.
  • Levi: The last thing you want is to have your grammar corrected by a dead man.

This is not the show 'LOST'

  • Levi: Gettin' attacked by a fog monster will do that to you.
  • Fog: I'm not a monster.

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